The baggage in your individual life will weigh down your married life. Do something about it.

Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.

How you think about your spouse greatly impacts how you treat your spouse.

Culture is like the current of the ocean. Where has it taken your marriage?

That's inches away from being millimetre perfect.

Surround your marriage with people who pull you toward your spouse.

When in doubt, tell the truth. When in pain, listen to the wind.

Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.

I knew what Charley would do. He would spend the evening drinking himself into the mindset of a cinder block. If they had given him as much as a hundred bucks, it would be a long night.

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

My wife really pushed me in that direction, to write my own songs and start singing, so I think having the whole family thing is such a huge thing.

Great things have been effected by a few men well conducted.

There! His Majesty can now read my name without glasses. And he can double the reward on my head!

Wisdom tells us we are not worthy; Love tells us we are. My life flows between the two.

I refuse the oration of all churches. I ask a prayer of all souls. I believe in God.

I'm really proud of the writing on Door to Door, and I think that's the Emmy that meant the most - the writing.