The balance between good and evil, and the choices we make between them, are probably the single most important aspects shaping our personalities and humanity.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

Loyalty is what we seek in friendship.

Never accept ultimatums, conventional wisdom, or absolutes.

If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.

There is explosive power in virtue.

For one who has made thanksgiving the habit of his life, the morning prayer will be, 'Lord, what will you give me today to offer back to you?'

We seemed to be drifting as a society - losing touch with the basic concepts of right and wrong.

I had been an eyewitness to a truly historic moment in American pop culture.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

All of your quotes are getting on my nerves.

I've seen this episode. This is the one where Sylvester eats Tweety.