The ballgame is over...in this inning.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

A man of God doesn't lead a woman through dictatorship, he leads her through a partnership guided by God.

Love comforts, it is gentle, it is warm and you can feel it within your entire being.

In battle, one must adhere to one's beliefs.

Volatility and length, that's the value on an option. 10 years on a startup stock, that's a big valuable thing.

Aphrodite had the beauty; Zeus had the thunderbolts. Everyone loved Aphrodite, but everyone listened to Zeus.

I'm very proud of my sisters and everything they've accomplished and done. I'm very proud of where I came from.

Senator Kennedy inspired so many with his decades of service, so I can't think of a more fitting tribute then working to educate and motivate future generations of citizens and public servants alike.

People only see what they are prepared to see. If you look for what is good and what you can be grateful for you will find it everywhere.

A full belly to the labourer was, in my opinion, the foundation of public morals and the only source of real public peace.

What man ever blamed himself for his misfortune?