The barbeque is the root of all civilization

It is worth remembering that at some point in the very distant past, no human had ever drank milk from a cow.

A company has to be like that person who turns his cuffs up a different way, who smokes a certain brand of cigarette, who wears an obscure vintage watch.

Think of everybody you talk to as having a flashing sign on their chest saying: Make me feel special!

I believe in life. And I have seen the death parade

Sometimes when you work in advertising you'll get a product that's really garbage and you have to make it seem fantastic, something that is essential to the continued quality of life.

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you.

In and out of dimensions I walk through walls, just saying you can't put me in a box that's all.

If you know how to live, even death is good news

How unfair the fate which ordains that those who have the least should be always adding to the treasury of the wealthy.

I want to go skydiving. I'd love to go to the Galapagos. Nature still excites me.