The bark on the tree was just a little softer.

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us.

A lot of people don't believe in curses.A lot of people don't believe in yellow-spotted lizards either, but if one bites you, it doesn't make a difference whether you believe in it or not.

If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, The bark on the tree was just a little bit softer.While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moo-oo-oon, If only, if only.

Death by creaming

When libertarian sentiments take a populist form, it looks like this: a mix of anger, fear, anti-intellectualism, and fierce government hostility. Welcome to the Tea Party movement.

My country has contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.

I don't think that there is any hard and fast rule that says that documentary has to be linear at all.

Before you try to convince anyone else, be sure you are convinced, and if you cannot convince yourself, drop the subject.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

One of the greatest weaknesses in most of us is our lack of faith in ourselves. One of our common failings is to depreciate our tremendous worth.

The doctor is not a miracle worker who can magically save us but, rather, an expert adviser who can assist us in our own recovery.

Immediately you will be perfect, you will become God.

The biggest sacrifice to me is to not be in an atmosphere where I can keep writing and moving forward.