The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Face the truth or the truth will face you!

If you really want to be a writer, nobody can stop you -- and if you don't, nobody can help you.

If all the people break, and all the world breaks, and everyone and everything goes mad, then I can be normal, just like everyone else, right?

It was not, after all, so easy to die.

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.

Fire has always been and, seemingly, will always remain, the most terrible of the elements.

I loved Judy Garland. I thought she was such a classic beauty. I thought she was so endearing and charming, and I loved her voice. She was such a dreamer, and I think I was, too - and I am.

When you are face to face with a difficulty, you are up against a discovery.

It is as though a portal in time has opened, and the Christians of the 14th century are pouring into our world.

The usefulest truths are the plainest.