The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Screenwriting is made of brevity.

Every utterance is an event and no two events are precisely alike. The extreme view therefore is that no word ever means the same thing twice.

You can almost say that a design error is a human error because, after all, it's we humans who do the designing.

Reckon right, and February hath one and thirty daies.

Paul Klee seems to handle colors and dreams as if they both came out of a box of children's toys. He plays and dreams with whatever he finds.

I never believe I'm presenting objective reality; I also don't want to delude people into thinking that my subject is talking directly to them.

... a result once generally accepted by mathematicians is seldom retracted, and then only with great pangs. The Nature of Mathematics

Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I'm still pretty.

Being the companion of the folk of this world is fire. There must be an Abraham if the fire is not going to burn [you].

Unbelievers enjoy the security of their unbelief; there is great confidence in ignorance.