The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something because someone says I can't.

Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do, I've gotta try it.

Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through them anymore. That's not cowardly. It's sad and nothing but.

If you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.

What you don't want to know about yourself wants to be known, which is why it keeps 'showing up' at your door unannounced!

You can't jump off a cliff when you have already fallen off a bigger one.

And the second question, can poetry be taught? I didn't think so.

In such places as Greenwich Village, a menage-a-trois was completed- the bohemian and the juvenile delinquent came face-to-face with the Negro, and the hipster was a fact in American life.

If you want to do something for Jah, then dont associate with people who do nothing

Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.

An animal products diet is like smoking 20 cigarettes a day.

The irregular and intimate quality of things made entirely by the human hand.