The best and brightest don't go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

True morals are a priceless thing that possesses the highest value and can never be bought or sold at any cost.

If you carry a sword, you obey the sword, not the other way round. Nobody can hold a weapon and keep their hands clear of blood at the same time.

A great storm is like a sunny day to a person of great faith. A gentle wind is like a great storm to a person of great fear.

Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is a little lost pup with his tail tucked in!

My connection with the Reich Ministers was of a purely official nature and was very infrequent.

In saying my prayers, I discovered the voice of an innermost self, the raw nerve of my identity.

So in a voice, so in a shapeless flame, Angels affect us often.

'The Last Airbender' is genetically engineered for me. I love martial arts. I study it. The movie's based on a lot of Buddhist and Hindu philosophy. I was raised Hindu.

As long as your curiosity is greater than your fear, you will move forward!