The best and most exciting kind of love is the one that's so close to the heart and so real in the mind yet, truly never exists in reality -- it keeps the heart young and the mind believing!

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.

Sun is a hearthstone, a merry-go-round of extinguished hearthstones.

What do you call it when you end up right where you’re supposed to be?” Foster simply replies, “The perfect chemistry.

Anyone can dig a ditch. There's no way to dig smarter. Or dig faster. Having a baby is like being assigned to dig a ditch. That goes all the way to the horizon.

A true love can cross through your legacy and heritage.

The greater the effort, the greater the glory.

Black college-educated people got to where they are on the backs of domestic help, meaning their parents and grandparents. So people should not forget how they got to where they are.

Being poor is like being a child. Being rich is like being an adult: you get to do whatever you want. Everyone is nice when they have to be; rich people are nice when they feel like it.

You are good for nothing unless you are clever.

I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.