The best career advice given to the young ... is "Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it."

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

GOD couldn't love you more than He already does

What trouble have you brought to my doorstep, Beka?" she asked."I don't see where blaming me for things that began months ago will be useful, " I replied.

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The EU is on the brink of becoming a European Federation by the year 2010... I feel sure that Britain will fall in line.

I am a huge fan of the transgender community.

Maybe it's a form of overcompensation, but whenever I've toured, I've always needed a huge performance component.

If I am incompetent, I am useless, the people of India will see that.

The worst advice? 'Don't listen to the critics.' I think that you really ought to listen to the critics, because sometimes they're telling you something is broken that you can fix.

I was always laughing in church.

All the girls walk by dressed up for each other, and the boys do the boogie woogie on the corner of the street.