The best comedy is where you attack the strong, not the weak.

I do have a residual belief that, if at all possible, you should try not to mock the weak.

In Britian we have a free press. It's not a pretty press, but it's free. The people who can't bear the Daily Mail, they say: 'you should ban it'. No, no, no, no, you don't ban it... you don't buy it.

I've seen the Pokémon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.

Modest about our national pride - and inordinately proud of our national modesty.

I get paid to do what I enjoy, not that common a condition.

There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.

You have a huge amount of confidence when you're younger, which slowly ebbs away for the rest of your life. You think: 'No problem. I can do that. Why shouldn't I do it?'

I've got a very peculiar sort of fame, based on being on the telly. It doesn't mean you have the lifestyle people expect.

My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty.

You must choose a positive response to any situation. This is the step action to conquer it.

When we discover that nothing and no one has the power to define or confine our inner light, then we understand that no one can limit our divine plans.

The life you yearn of living and your destiny is co-created in your here-and-now awareness, choices made and actions taken. Live NOW. Don't wait till death bed wishing, ...

With determination and hard work, you will grow to a position capable of advising others.

A theological time bomb, set to go off with dramatic consequences.

People don't trust the federal government as it relates to health care.

If you want to end terrorism stop participating in it.

We have not an hour of life in which our pleasures relish not some pain, our sours, some sweetness.

God always has an angel of help for those who are willing to do their duty.