The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago, ' continued Marvin.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Good or bad, words have an impact on each of us. As a writer, I can only hope that the effects my words have on others are more often good than bad.

Your calling is God trust to you

A true friend lets you know that the door is always open, even when it’s closed.

I have been very fortunate to be successful in business, and I believe that it is right that people who have this type of wealth should give something back into society.

God loves every one of us but cannot directly benefit us; he can benefit us only indirectly through each other. For this reason he inspires us with his love

Light is therefore color.

Ensure that your life stays in flux.

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

I love Elmore Leonard. To me, True Romance is basically like an Elmore Leonard movie.

Don't go backwards - you've already been there.