The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.

Television has spread the habit of instant reaction and stimulated the hope of instant results.

I was 12 or 13 years old. So I started to write poetry and fiction, even though I was really into biology because my dad was a science teacher. I kept writing all those years.

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!

The deity is within you, not in ideas and books. Truth is lived, not taught.

That was very rude of me.” “Think nothing of it. You’ve done worse.

It is my belief, based partly on personal experience but partly also arrived at by looking around at others, that childhood lasts considerably longer in the males of our species than in the females.

If you're sure of who you are it doesn't really matter what people call you, does it?

My heart has been stolen too - but I've gone and got it back every single time!