The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

...But even then you have to reckon with a criminal's chief vice.''What is that?'' Conceit. A criminal never believes that his crime can fail.

metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love

I'm on the side of whatever keeps the flowers growing.

The ancient teaching of Tao tells us that knowing what you really are is wisdom, and living it is virtue.

I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.

Who likes not the drinke, God deprives him of bread.

We seemed to be drifting as a society - losing touch with the basic concepts of right and wrong.

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al Gore endorsement.

To me the foundation of all life is in the ocean.

When we face difficulties and still remain faithful to Krishna and spiritual master we access the infinite mercy of their hearts.