The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else's.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

They call television a medium because nothing's well done.

I keep reading between the lies.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

Death always knew how to connect vice with misfortune.

Once you talk about your shame to others you no longer feel shame

A good teacher is one who helps you become who you feel yourself to be. A good teacher is also one who says something that you won't understand until 10 years later.

I am a creature of habit with my food and snacks. I make sure to get in all three meals and drink my Eboost every morning, and lots of hot tea keeps me going!

Some of you will stay with me forever, but some of you ... WILL BETRAY ME.

Cheerfulness is a policy; happiness is a talent.

If my words fail, let my eyes and my heart be my language.

Shall we go learn to kiss, to kiss? Never heart could ever miss Comfort, where true meaning is.

Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer.

I've always said that I myself am not the best audience for my own work, because I'm just not that receptive to comedy.