The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

They call television a medium because nothing's well done.

I keep reading between the lies.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else's.

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.

I wish... I wish he wasn't quite so ashamed of me. And if he could stop feeling so ashamed of himself, then maybe we might stand a chance.

Images are the pegs holding down memory's billowing tent.

There are many new sinners today, but there aren’t any new sins, just the old ones clothed in different rags.

Despair is a wholly selfish response to fortune’s slings and arrows.

If our petitions are in accordance with His will and if we seek His glory in the asking the answers will come in ways that will astonish us and fill our hearts with songs of thanksgiving.

The thing that distinguishes America is that it is a republican form of government - anything that is not outlawed or specifically barred or regulated by the [Constitution] is LEGAL.

Loneliness is a feeling that is created by our ego. The ego feels separate from the rest of creation. The answer to overcoming those feelings is ecstasy.

We do not need Departments of Commerce, Labor, and Education; we need a single Department of Skills that will promote an integrated approach to global competitiveness.

People who say they read more write better.