The best dreams are had while awake.

Usually, if you think something's wrong, it probably is...

Cynicism is when a small mind and a hurt heart rejects the hope, love, and truth of a big and caring God.

Cynicism places the cynic at the center seat of judgement with the self appointed authority to criticize and condemn.

We judge others by their actions and ourselves by our intentions. We need to offer grace to all, because we all need a little grace.

Answers based in truth are the foundation of wisdom.

When God calls us to do something, its rarely safe but its always right.

You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one.

He who knows all the answers, but none of the questions is like a large gobbling bird on Thanksgiving.

We don't need to pacify our issues, we need to crucify them.

One of the greatest threats to the impossible is the easily possible.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

Four rehabs meant a fifth was somewhere down the road.

She is ugly… end of discussion!

I love the urban comedies, because they keep you famous, keep you having fun, and keep you in love with the business. Those are my roots. I'll always love doing those.

Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?

I want to express my feelings rather than illustrate them.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

When I was three years old I was taken with my family to a little town in Western Minnesota, where I lived a more or less vapid and ordinary life until I was ten.

Psychologists have set about describing the true nature of women with a certainty and a sense of their own infallibility rarely found in the secular world.

Never speak ill of an absent friend.