The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up.

Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

You have only one life to live, so live it without worrying about what others may think.

Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games.

Like a stone thrown into a pond, a good deed can create ripples that extend far beyond the initial splash.

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.

Because there can be consequences for saying the first thing that pops into our heads, it is prudent to exercise tact.

What other people think is their problem.

Communication is the key to successful relationships.

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.

Very young children often accept the paranormal as “normal” until adults squeeze it out them.

... tree has had a stroke, and its top dies. A redwood can deal with a stroke. It simply grows a new top in a few centuries.

I just believe in equality for all.

We are rebels for a cause, poets with a dream , and we won't let this world die without a fight.

You have no idea how pleasant it is not to have any future. It's like having a totally efficient contraceptive.

Just leave me alone. I'm not myself. I'm falling apart, and I don't want you here.

Frank [Zappa]'s music was never for the mass audience. His music contains specific kinds of information that you won't find elsewhere in rock and roll.

When freedom is in jeopardy, non-co-operation may be a duty and prison may be a palace.

The life of an actor can be very enviable.