The best fruits are plucked for each by some hand that is not his own.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The only difference between falling in love and being in love is that your heart already knows how you feel, but your mind is too stubborn to admit it.

Having defined your purpose and mission, you need to implement the program directly concerned with your goals every day

Ain't nothing more important than loving your mama. Even if you can't understand her. Love her. That's all you gotta do.

Silence is golden but too long a silence an imitation junk

No one plants rosebushes for the thorns.

In a lawsuit the first to speak seems right, until someone comes forward and cross-examines.

I am as bad as the worst but thank God I am as good as the best.

For who that noght dar undertake, Be riht he schal no profit take [For who that dare not undertake, By right he shall no profit take. i.e., Nothing ventured, nothing gained.]

The art of drawing which is of more real importance to the human race than that of writing...should be taught to every child just as writing is.

We know you're stashing him, Cena!