The best of women are hypocrites.

To love and win is the best thing.To love and lose, the next best.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

The world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face.

What woman, however old, has not the bridal-favours and raiment stowed away, and packed in lavender, in the inmost cupboards of her heart?

When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.

Next to excellence is the appreciation of it.

It is only a woman who can make a man feel like a 'superhero' or 'inadequate'.Its her attention and admiration that a man desperately seeks!

Nonetheless, it still remains true that as a set of cognitive beliefs, religious doctrines constitute a speculative hypothesis of an extremely low order of probability.

The optimist lives on the peninsula of infinite possibilities

Hardships scorch as sun burns each entity to glow it golden.

Owning a property is great as that's my base and the centre of my family life.

I am running for re-election no matter who runs.

I vote and I do jury duty.

I lose things all the time. I used to lose my license all the time before I put a place in my car for it.

But at the same time, I have trouble keeping things out of books, which is why I don't write short stories because they turn into novels.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.