The best people to work for are me, myself and I.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

You can leverage time by using it wisely and purposefully.

You can keep waiting for somebody else to define you, or give you your place in the world, or you can decide that you're not just somebody's broken puppet anymore. Choose.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle.

To turn a human being into a part-canine or lupine creature takes a good deal of artistry and money.

I have a lot of very, very powerful women in my life. My mother being the first.

They're just memories now. Time to write them off.

If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.

Best football player I played against? I think Messi. He killed us.

If you are an effective manager of your self, your discipline comes from within; it is a function of your independent will.

The highest vocation of photography is to explain man to man.