The best policy is to declare victory and leave.

If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.

People are people the world over. Some are good, some bad, some greedy and some generous. Nations are like people and act the same way.

I'm not very keen for doves or hawks. I think we need more owls.

As one who has often felt this need, and who has found refreshment in wild places, I attest to the recreational value of wilderness.

Declare the United States the winner and begin de-escalation.

I've never known a country to be starved into democracy.

More than three fourths of all Americans are vitamin D-deficient.

England's traditional tolerance was outraged at last.

Conscience is the most sacred of all property in which our contemporary government of criminals aspires to plunder from our compatriots by the means of unconstitutional surveillance.

Challenges cannot possibly be good or bad. Challenges are simply challenges.

I love writing about my job because I loved it, and it was a particularly interesting one when I was a young man. It was like holidays with pay to me.

The aim of the poet, or other artist, is first to make something; and it's impossible to make something out of words and not communicate

Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars.

I have an amazing relationship with food.

Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit.

Saddam was tranquillised when captured ... He would be a lion even when caged. Every honest person who knows Saddam knows that he is firm and powerful.