The best that can be said of you is that you got saved.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Death is the midwife of very great things.... It brings about the birth and rebirth of forms a thousand times improved. This is the highest mystery of God.

I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything you do!

I think in a lot of ways unconditional love is a myth. My mom's the only reason I know it's a real thing.

The prison, above all others, should be the most human of institutions.

Happiness in marriage and parenthood can exceed a thousand times any other happiness

If you take Darwin's theory and extend it to its logical end, it can be used to justify a number of very horrendous things.

It doesn't matter where you come from. It's what you do when you get here.

I don't care about the clubs, I don't care about the radio, all I care about is getting my digital downloads.

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after.