The best thing about being God would be making the heads.

It is not enough that I succeed, everyone else must fail.

Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph.

A bad review is even less important than whether it is raining in Patagonia.

We can only learn to love by loving.

Perhaps when distant people on other planets pick up some wavelength of ours all they hear is a continuous scream.

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.

He was a sociologist; he had got into an intellectual muddle early on in life and never managed to get out.

Our actions are like ships which we may watch set out to sea, and not know when or with what cargo they will return to port.

The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.

I feel half faded away like some figure in the background of an old picture.

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

Every sin is the distortion of an energy breathed into us.

I think fans cling to me because I'm a blue-collar guy in a blue-collar city.

There are no dark sinister reasons for my resignation.

A lot of your personality is formed before you're 12, obviously, but only a few of my plays use characters from my childhood. The more mature plays are affected only by my adult experiences.

Ah, nothing comes to us too soon but sorrow.

I watch the Food Network with my kids. We - yeah, I - I - I generally don't admit that, but I love cooking.

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

Persistence with patience and prayer pays with profits, prosperity and peace of mind.

I find my zenith doth depend upon A most auspicious star, whose influence If now I court not, but omit, my fortunes Will ever after droop.