The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.' The best thing about being alive is that you can still say 'I wish I were dead'

Imperfection is an end. Perfection is only an aim.

There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.

How do you knowyou're a girl?I'm wearing a frock.And if you take it off?I get cold, so I putit back on.If I was a boy, I don't know what I'd do.

Otter! Otter! Otter!Don’t lead cows to slaughter!I love you, and I knowI should’ve told you soon-aBut you didn’t buy the dolphin-safe tuna!

Climate change is happening, humans are causing it, and I think this is perhaps the most serious environmental issue facing us.

Aid the dawning, tongue and pen; Aid it, hopes of honest men!

You can never plan anything, you're never guaranteed anything. As long as I'm getting the work and it's quality then I'm happy. But you never know.

grace at a low cost, is in the last resort simply a new law, which brings neither help nor freedom.

Faultless in spite of all her faults.

Why have we had to invent Eden, to live submerged in the nostalgia of a lost paradise, to make up utopias, propose a future for ourselves?

The most important thing to a lot of people, is to belong to something that's hip or whatever. To be a part of something that's not society, just a clique.

Every now and again, the alternative culture is cherished by the mainstream for what it is, rather than how it should be, like the mainstream popular music.