The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

A man is more than his failings.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

Curiosity is gluttony. To see is to devour.

Any device whatever by which one frees himself from fear is a natural good.

My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.

Actually, Ive been a fanatical health nut for five years.

The one who acts is always without conscience; nobody has a conscience but the contemplative person.

What do you feel? I’ve never been asked this question once. None of us has. We aren’t supposed to feel. We’re British.

We find what we are looking for.

Every man's life is a train made of straw which tries to move on a track made of fire! The very next stop is ashes and dust.

Can reason be an idol? Certainly. The philosophy of rationalism puts human reason in the place of God as the source and standard of all truth.

A realized one sends out waves of spiritual influence in his aura, which draw many people towards him. Yet he may sit in a cave and maintain complete silence.