The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

I assert nothing, I content myself with believing that more is possible than people think.

Just imagine walking away from something you’ve started. Something you really believed would be good. I don’t think i could ever do that.

Wisdom is worried for being slow in its speech and expeditious in its actions.

When politicians talk about immigration reform, they usually mean the following, amnesty, open borders, lower wages.

I'm not cocky. But I'm very confident.

During human progress, every science is evolved out of its corresponding art.

In the earlier days I did most of the song writing by myself, and I got to a place in my life where I felt it was necessary to go outside my box and get some outside inspiration.

My nonviolence demands universal love, and you are not a small part of it.

You've achieved cheerfulness the day you realize that no matter what's happening around you, being anything other than cheerful will not make it better.