The best things in life are silly.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Let's go for our dreams and be stronger than any obstacles.

I feel more Scottish than Norman.

If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter.

I do not believe in an atonement which is admirably wide, but fatally ineffectual.

False zeal is every day bringing true zeal into disrepute.

An artist in my view is always afraid of extremists; he is always afraid of those who claim to have found the ultimate solution to any question.

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

My concern is what fight we can give to the fans. My first concern as a boxer is to try hard and give a good fight for the fans.

one would suffer a great deal to be happy.

After all, there is nothing but failure.