The best things in life are things you have to fight for.

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.'(from "The Front and the Back Parts of the House", 1991)

Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!

Far more has been accomplished for the welfare and progress of mankind by preventing bad actions than by doing good ones.

I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.

It often happens that less depends upon the valor of an army than the skill of the leader.

I think the best thing that happened to the education system in New Orleans was Hurricane Katrina.

I mean five thousand years ago people emerge out of nowhere -sproing!- with brains and everything and begin wrecking the planet. You'd think we'd give the issue a little more thought than we do.

I think we should all come together, and that race and color or social demographics really don't matter.

You can't prove that something doesn't exist. You can only prove that something does exist.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.