The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Sometimes I want to be human for you.

Giving opens the door to abundance.

To find out what one is fitted to do and to secure an opportunity to do it is the key to happiness.

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.

Every man, and for stronger reasons, every artist, wants to be recognized. So do I.

I have written a wicked book, and feel spotless as the lamb.

This nation can no longer tolerate the autonomous conduct of any single service. A waste of the resources of America in spendthrift defense is an invitation to disaster for America.

I grew up in the Bronx, but in Riverdale - not exactly an area of New York that's known for being rough and tumble.

It takes a good crisis to get us going. When we feel fear and we fear loss we are capable of quite extraordinary things.

When it comes to celebrating, act like you've been there before.