The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Clarity and simplicity help us to build confidence keep things clear and keep them simple.

The higher the testosterone, the lower the maturity level.

Smileshe told about her secret love, not me, i could’nt speak, i smiled.

Life is warped. I'm just in sync.

I have to say, you know, I've seen so many people go through the cycle and become famous and not famous anymore and, you know, want - have their priorities change and want different things.

A man must be sacrificed now and again to provide for the next generation of men.

Love is a rebellious bird that no one can tame

They flat their fifths, we drink ours.

We owe to our Mother-Country the Duty of Subjects but will not pay her the Submission of Slaves.

Every artist who drew Batman after creator Bob Kane was a better artist than Kane [...].