The best time to laugh is anytime you can.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.

The new national campfire - radio.

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

What I like most about change is that it's a synonym for 'hope'. If you're taking a risk, what you are really saying is, 'I believe in tomorrow and I will be the part of it.

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.

Only dead fish swim with the stream all of the time.

It is better to travel than to arrive. Better, by far, to find your own way than to have someone else choose it for you -- don't you think?

At the end of the day most folks do exactly what they want to, so we need to focus on the want to.

The Geometer has the special privilege to carry out, by abstraction, all constructions by means of the intellect.

The question we should be asking. Would I want to be sponsored by me?

There are yawning gulfs into which large chunks of me have fallen. I do not always know where I am at present.

If my eyes could show my soul,everyone would cry when they saw me smile.

Tax bills create wealth. They help people live better.

And that’s about all any of us can really hope for, to die with our dignity, to die with honor and valor. To die knowing we did everything we could.

I am not here concerned with intent, but with scientific standards, especially the ability to tell the difference between a fact, an opinion, a hypothesis, and a hole in the ground.

A woman [shouldn't] have to give a man her body to get his heart.