The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

Genius is nothing more than an extraordinary manifestation of the body.

If you have two good off spinners, what is the problem in playing both of them.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

What society does to its children, so will its children do to society.

A learned man is not learned in all things; but a sufficient man is sufficient throughout, even to ignorance itself.

I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

Oh, and just so you know, before we go out to the field we all get into a huddle and yell 'Go Queers!' really loud.

Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.

Auguries of innocence "The emmet's inch and eagle's mile Make lame philosophy to smile. He who doubts from what he sees Will ne'er believe, do what you please.