The best way for photographers to become rich and famous is to go into another field.

When you can't think of anything else, photograph graffiti, nudes, or plants.

Predators and prey always coexist. That's why we have galleries as well as photographers.

But there are times when thinking is misplaced, like when taking photographs. You cannot think your way to making photographs; you can photograph your way to clearer thinking.

Ask photographers to write and they have nothing to say; ask them to talk about their work and they won't shut up.

Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese.

Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.

At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later.

I start a lot of photo projects but never seem to. . . .

Photographers, like kids, should be seen and not heard.

If you take pictures does that make you an art thief?

One way to express the answer is that it might happen by 'chance'. But 'chance' is just a word expressing ignorance. It means 'determined by some as yet unknown, or unspecified, means'.

Revenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

Growing another life inside of you is one of the strangest, but most amazing feelings anyone can have.

We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.

A lot of people in government don't really read books at all.

It's really difficult to know what is the best way forward when you're not getting a lot of support - and probably most writers aren't getting enough support.

The Internet made the world smaller, so it's easier for people to hear your music. You don't necessarily need a radio record.

The poetic act consists of suddenly seeing that an idea splits up into a number of equal motifs and of grouping them; they rhyme.

We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat. Wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay.