The best way to behave is to misbehave.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Only this much needs to be known: If you separate ‘I’ and ‘my’, you will have known all the scriptures! Then the whole universe will be known to you!

Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period.

I actually did use to sell shoes.

An important and fundamental premise of the American judicial system is the presumption of innocence, that is until proven guilty.

... one's own faults are always a heavy chain to drag through life and one can't help groaning under the weight now and then.

Unfortunately, it is not in the power of government to make everyone more prosperous. Government can only raise the income of one person by taking from another.

The distinction between good and evil is meaningless if one does not have the freedom to choose between them.

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic.

I was a microscopic life-form, infinitely large, stumbled backstage of its playhouse, caught a nanosecond glance of its own reality and nearly vaporized in shock.

Why stay on the earth except to grow.