The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The city's all brightnessand shadow, deckle-edged, bluer than air-there's no help anywhere-you no longer know how to listen.

Where your treasure is there will your heart be also.

The world is full of beauty as other worlds above And if we did our duty it might be as full of love.

Put aside ambition for public recognition, and simply do what you do because it feels good inside.

It is possible for leaders or regimes to be cruel, bigoted, twisted in their world views and still make rational calculations with respect to their limits and their self-preservation.

When I finish a painting, it usually looks as surprising to me as to anyone else.

There are three different kinds of scripting: functional, informational and emotional.

I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.

I love challenging the status quo.