The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

Stolen kisses require an accomplice.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was

Just 'cause you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were goin'.

It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.

The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.

You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.

I do try and wear stuff by unknown designers, and I make sure I pay because if nothing else I have money.

I adore the incredibly tight clothing! My own wardobe's changed - I've streamlined a little bit and definitely learnt from Joan's sleekiness and tailoring.

When kings interfere in matters of religion, they enslave instead of protecting it.

Delicacy is to love what grace is to beauty.

The Jesus that men want to see is not the Jesus they really need to see.

I love to do movies. That's something that I find so much joy in, in being able to travel around and play new characters.

In peace, a wise man makes preparations for war.

Hearing a crowd scream is the coolest sound in the world. It can motivate me to do anything.

The only people without problems are in cemeteries. If you don't have problems, get on your knees and pray.

People who don't like Comic Sans don't know anything about design.