The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

A few blossoms float into the room. They drop like frayed yellow ribbons on the gray carpet.

If you can't communicate, then you don't have a relationship!

My ethical values prevent me from investing in the stock market.

Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.

Don't be too quickTo break bad habits: better stick,Like the Mission folk, to your arsenic.

Dr. Strangelove' was and is one of my favorite movies ever, and I just can't believe they actually blew up the world after that.

China is very important. The future growth of China, China's influence is bound to rise.

If a gem falls into mud it is still valuable. If dust ascends to heaven, it remains valueless.

For if all things were equally in all men, nothing would be prized.