The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

It was my father who taught me to value myself.

I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.

I've never disliked myself, and my weight has had nothing to do with my self-esteem.

To live a happy life. Learn to let go of all that stresses you. You were never in control anyway.

For every opinion, there is an equal and opposite opinion.

Our kiss eclipses all others, real, imagine, dreamed of. It is the beginning of time, it is the end of the ages.

You're not allowed to have legs and not use them.Dance.

I'm going to focus on people and what they need, not on name calling between politicians.

I never thought about doing men. Never.

Nobel Prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.

I just find that humans are predictable and stupid and animals and nature are a lot more magical to me. I'm just interested in magic, and not the silly humans.

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O heart the winds have shaken, the unappeasable host Is comelier than candles at Mother Mary's feet.