The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

Most successes are unhappy. That's why they are successes - they have to reassure themselves about themselves by achieving something that the world will notice.

I think it must be apparent to every thinking mind that the noblest of all professions is that of teaching, and that upon the effectiveness of that teaching hangs the destiny of nations.

If I could apologise and go back and change history I would do. But the goal is still a goal, Argentina became world champions and I was the best player in the world

Images are altered in many ways, to many degrees, and for many reasons, so it's important for viewers to be informed of both.

You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing.

From the solitude of the wood, (Man) has passed to the more dreadful solitude of the heart.

My nonviolence is made of stern stuff. It is firmer than the firmest metal known to scientists.

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

As long as I love Beauty I am young.