The big yellow one is the sun!

You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those people. I feel like I owe everyone in there an explanation.

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators?

When I walk, I walk with you. Where I go, you're with me always.

Never lose the childlike wonder. Show gratitude... Don't complain just work harder... Never give up.

When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.

Your ability to work with others on a complex task is a critical skill for advancement at work.

We don't have any splits here. The players country is Liverpool Football Club and their language is football.

You have to simply become aware of the movement of the mind, which begins this endless trouble.

Airs of importance are the credentials of impotence.

It seems that in connecting to what is true within myself, I help other people to connect. Making genuine connection lies at the beginning of building a real community.

You know I hate watching myself on TV, I know a lot of actors say that, but it's true for me.

Do you believe in fate?" "I guess, but . . . its more about creatng the life you want so you can make that fate a reality. You know?