The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

Free financial advice: buy life insurance for Saakashvili from US and UK insurance companies.

Eat more beans to produce more gas.

Should we stop celebrating the Columbus day - the day when the first illegal immigrants entered America?

Piano performances by Condoleezza Rice are better than Hitler's paintings.

There is always hope if we keep an unsolved problem fairly in view

No one alive today has a single ancestor in his or her past who died in infancy. We are the champions, my friend!

We are now after 7 months operation making money here.

Probably I, like a lot of people, became a writer in imitation of or in homage to the books I enjoyed. When you're so captivated by something, you think, could I do that? Hmm, let me try

Most of us are worrying about the future so much that we can't enjoy the present.

So much there is to see, but our morning eyes describe a different world than do our afternoon eyes, and surely our wearied evening eyes can report only a weary evening world.

The computer does things that can't be done with hardware, like freezing sounds.

One of the great things about being a director as a life choice is that it can never be mastered. Every story is its own kind of expedition, with its own set of challenges.

Democracy is like a raft: It won't sink, but you will always have your feet wet.

If I can win grammys then that means all you yet to be seen bedroom geniuses will one day TAKEOVER THE WORLD