The biggest challenge I have is to learn when somebody doesn't really mean what they're saying 'cause I don't say something I don't mean. I live in Literalville.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Open your heart and find your Destiny

My grandfather used to wear a black hat and coat. You are my children. You are my jewels. We old ones invest our future in you.

I believed in myself. I never imagined myself as just an ordinary player.

After hundreds of auditions and nothing, you're sitting home and wondering, 'What am I doing?'

A family is a tyranny ruled over by it's weakest member.

You might as reasonably expect to find a living man without breath, as a true Christian without the spirit of prayer and supplication.

Ryan [Gosling] has a history with the Mickey Mouse Club. He was a child performer himself. And he took the time to get to know people.

I started trying to write when I was in second or third grade.

Not for ourselves alone, but for all humanity... Let us hasten to find the path that leads to liberty, safety, and peace for everyone.

To make yourself understood you have to think plain and write plain.