The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

Science, I am told, is making great strides, experimenting, groping after things which no sane man has ever dreamed of before – without being burned alive for it.

For a comedy to work, magic has to happen.

Proust again: One can only wish that a man with such powers of total recall had led a less tedious life, moved among somewhat livelier circles.

They can't yank a novelist like they can a pitcher. A novelist has to go the full nine, even if it kills him.

Chin up, shoulders back. Let ‘em know you’re here. #ProudOfWhoYouAre

I'm a kind of private guy.

Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.

Surrender is to give oneself up to the original cause of one's being.

My dear fellow, my whole life is moved by the principle that the one thing which is more important than peace is music. It is because I believe that I am poor.

We are born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Everything in-between is a gift.