The biggest thing I've learned is location.

I've been fortunate with the changeup. I've been able to throw it for strikes.

I think the important thing now, getting closer to the pitch counts, it feels like I got something left. I felt I could have gone out and thrown another 20-25 pitches.

I feel as good now as I have any other spring training.

How shall a society remember its miners underground while it cannot even remember its homeless above ground?

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

And not only the pride of intellect, but the stupidity of intellect. And, above all, the dishonesty, yes, the dishonesty of intellect. Yes, indeed, the dishonesty and trickery of intellect.

According to Aquinas, effort may not be the best measure of our virtue.

It is often a mistake to combine two pleasures, because pleasures, like pains, can act as counter-irri-tants to each other.

These are called the pious frauds of friendship.

The eye is the window of the soul; even an animal looks for a man's intentions right into his eyes.

I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.

[In relation to business:] Invention must be its keynote-a steady progression from one thing to another. As each in turn approaches a saturated market, something new must be produced.

Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it.