The birth of Christ is the central event in the history of the earth-- the very thing the whole story has been about.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If you can't build with them don't chill with them.

Christendom has had a series of revolutions and in each one of them Christianity has died. Christianity has died many times and risen again

Is it possible that mathematical pathology, i.e. chaos, is health? And that mathematical health, which is the predictability and differentiability of this kind of a structure, is disease?

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window

Veterans are a symbol of what makes our nation great, and we must never forget all they have done to ensure our freedom.

Such an opportunity, where the state has undertaken to provide it, is a right which must be made available to all on equal terms.

Rules are really weird things, aren't they? I feel like the more I do something, the more I see through rules. I see the reason to ignore it, but at the same time, "That's why they made that rule!"

Every idea, extended into infinity, becomes its own opposite.

If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work - work the like of which I do not know.

The empire of woman is an empire of softness, of address, of complacency. Her commands are caresses, her menaces are tears.