The birth of a doubt that was once your belief is drowning in the tears that you cry.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

When a man cannot fight he would curse. The gods like to feel needed.

When the world came to, it came, not to its senses, but to its madness.

I've always wanted to make movies that are fever dreams.

I've read 'Valley of the Dolls' at least four times. It's so epic!

Wicked ones are like fire. Even if pu on hea, they burn only. They do not leave unhurt even their well - wishers and benefactors.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

A decree of death has been passed on America. The judgment of God has been rendered, and she must be destroyed.

Perhaps only a Genius can truly understand Genius.

I want to be successful. Not just money. Just making a successful record and a successful show... I could feel successful without selling a million records.

God always gives a great blessing to humble beginnings than to those that start with the chiming of bells.