The birth of my daughter, gave me life.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

The mind is like an empty canvas and we are all artists, who spend our entire lives creating our own unique masterpieces.

Joy passed, but happiness never completely disappeared; a touch of it would always remain to remind one it had been there. It was happiness that made one smile, then.

I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

The job is nothing but a twenty-ring circus-with a whole lot of bad actors.

Universal silence is taken to imply the consent of the people.

Don't hide bad news. With multiple information channels available, bad news always becomes known. Be candid right from the start.

Faith is a living, daring, confidence in God's grace.

To gain the acceptance of your peers is an admirable task, but to truly accept yourself requires a much higher standard.