The bishops will govern the Church, the priests will do all the work and the deacons will have all the fun.

Let America realize that self-scrutiny is not treason. Self-examination is not disloyalty.

Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

It is impossible to convince the fool that there are pleasures superior to those we share with the rest of the animals.

In America, I would say New York and New Orleans are the two most interesting food towns. In New Orleans, they don't have a bad deli. There's no mediocrity accepted.

Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I'd rather be out playing.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant!

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.

So many laws argues so many sins.

Every provisional political set-up following a revolution requires a dictatorship, and an energetic dictatorship at that.

Make a bouquet of the sufferings of Jesus and carry it in the bosom of his soul.

The cost of performing well in bad times can be relative underperformance in good times.